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Looks Quotes by Nikhil Saluja
- If your girlfriend still looks good in her Driving License ID, she'll still look good after marriage. You've got a survivor there.
- On my phone google search box looks the same as twitter box. If you find me tweeting something like sleeping incest sex please just ignore…
- I look at her boobs, and she looks at my dick, and that's when I realize the best things in life are actually free.
- Pick-Up Line: That blouse looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you, I'd be coming too.
- LOVE, That delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock {John Barrymore};
- MARRIAGE, A process much like a cafeteria -- you carefully look over the choices, select what looks the best -- and pay later;
- A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, 'I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.'
- It's not an optical illusion. It just looks like one.
- No matter how good she looks, Some other guy is sick and tired Of putting up with her shit.
- Every day I find out if I'm getting too fat by checking if I can lick my own nipples. Looks like I'm good until the…
- It's not cute when people use :))))). It looks like they have rolls of fat underneath their chin.
- A Boy will Love A Girl for what she looks like; A Man will Love A Girl for who she is!
- I dream of the day when I meet a girl who looks similar to the girl she has on her avi.
- Just found out that my girlfriends are just using me for my penis and good looks.
- At a point in my life where I want to masturbate to a friend's Facebook photos but I keep getting distracted by how nice her…
- I think the guy next to me is gay. I'm trying to take a shit but he keeps giving me looks. I'll try the next…
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- Compassion is not a popular virtue. Very often when I talk to religious people, and mention how important it is that compassion… — Karen Armstrong
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- It is not fitting, when one is in God's service, to have a gloomy face or a chilling look. — Francis of Assisi
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