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Long Quotes by Stephen Colbert
- Can't wait for tomorrow when I get to exercise my patriotic duty as an American: Complaining about how long it's taking to VOTE.
- That’s why our TVs are brimming with so much hot man-on-pan action. You can’t channel surf for long without seeing turkey getting stuffed over and…
- Cynics always say no. Saying yes leads to knowledge. So for as long as you have the strength to, say yes.
- I've long been against illegal aliens, partly because they distract us from an even bigger threat: real aliens.
- Remember, you cannot be both young and wise. Young people who pretend to be wise to the ways of the world are mostly just cynics.…
- My brother Billy was the joke teller. My brother Jim had a really sharp, cutting wit. And the teller of long stories, that was my…
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