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Little Quotes by Nikhil Saluja
- Shit stains are underwear's dirty little secrete.
- My mom at night: Goodnight my love, sweet dreams. In the morning: WAKE THE FUCK UP YOU LITTLE SHIT
- Twinkle twinkle little star, I wanna hit you with my car. Throw you off a cliff so high, hope you break your neck and die.
- Leaving hairs on a toilet seat is like a little gift, from one ass to another.
- Anger leaves very little space for reasoning.
- I'm really bad at recognizing acronyms. Today this teenager told me 'YOLO' and I took it as 'chop me into little pieces with a screwdriver'.
- I have learned there is little difference in husbands; you might as well keep the first.
- A sneeze is like a little orgasm. Sometimes it helps to close your eyes and think about your twitter crush.
- My GirlFriend told me that she want me to act a little more like her father. So I fucked her mom.
- Never let your Ladys mind wonder. its too little to be out on its own
- The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
- What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.
- Ladies: Men wouldn't cheat if you did a little less nagging, and a little more gagging.
- When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you make my fav cake for me, and I learned that the little things can be the…
- Oh no! What have I done? I smashed open my little boy's piggy bank, and for what? A few measly cents, not even enough to…
- You can't be a little bit unfaithful any more than you can be a little bit pregnant.
- That little pissed off feeling you get when a girl calls you cute. What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
- Justin Beiber? I didn't know I had a little sister.
- In time your heart will heal. Have a little faith in your decision, I know it wasn't an easy one for you to make.
- My wife and I argue a lot. She's so touchy. The least little thing sets her off. You're lucky. Mine's a self-starter!
- Learn the wisdom of compromise for it is better to bent a little than to break.
- It kills me a little inside to see you online and you are not talking to me.
- Its a little hard to choose one option, between sleeping and Internet..!
- I miss when I was Little, and didnt care about my weight, clothes or hair.., I just did what made me happy..!
- Drinking and driving is a lot like drinking and fucking; all it takes is one little accident and you're fucked!
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