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Bill Engvall has 26 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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My wife and I had an argument last week that was so stupid, that it bears repeating. My wife collects twist ties...welcome…
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There's a group in California that wants to make suicide a capital offense punishable by death. That's like punishing someone for being…
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I called my wife up on the cell phone and said baby you aint gonna believe this, i go, we just hit…
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I go "I just want a cup of black coffee." She goes "Do you want to try a biscotti? They're from Italy…
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He knows all the golf lingo. You know? You hit your ball, he's like "there's a golf shot. That's a golf shot."…
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I've come up with the three things you never want to hear at your kid's parent/teacher conference. Number one: 'You're only responsible…
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Ketchup is great on hamburgers, but if some gets on your shirt, that does not make your shirt also a hamburger.
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I might have tried bungee jumping, until I saw that video of that guy whose cord came untied. He didn't know it…
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So finally, on about the fifteenth tee, I hit the drive of my life. And any of you people who play golf,…
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Hat's why they're man's best friend. 'Cause guys want buddies that are dumber than they are. So do women, but they've already…
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This guy from L.A. sits down next to me, and he says 'you like baseball?' I said, 'Oh, man, I love baseball.'…
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I hit two trees and fell down a ditch. And that was just walking from the lodge.
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Chase God's heart today. Christianity has got to be more than a label, a lingo, and a lifestyle.
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He knows all the golf lingo. You know? You hit your ball, he's like "there's a golf shot. That's a golf shot."…
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It took me a year to really learn the American lingo. I really feel for people who are coming here and don't…
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The modern reader (or viewer, or listener: let's include everybody) is perilously overloaded. His attention is, to use the latest lingo,'targeted' by…
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Cash or check?” he said cheekily. Even the dullest Ohio girls knew that bit of lingo: Kiss now or kiss later? “Bank’s…
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I was the other man, basically. The OB which is lingo for original boyfriend not obstetrician was just ridiculous looking.
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I regard psychiatry as fifty percent bunk, thirty percent fraud, ten percent parrot talk, and the remaining ten percent just a fancy…
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I try and tell her friends, but they as dumb as her, Burst of a feather, I see it makes it worse,…
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Boy I got heat flamo, potent like liquid drano, a verbal valcano, they love me cause they know, I'm cut from the…
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Jingle jingle we've go the lingo. With so much heat it's hard for us to pick the first single. It don't matter…
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Funny how things turn out, I have swallowed one of the nevers I once prematurely declared. Well its a lesson learned, though…
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