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If I get married again, I want a guy there with a drum to do rimshots during the vows.
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I have lived a carnal life. My view of life is 'If you're going to miss Heaven, why miss it by two…
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It occurred to me that there wouldn't be world hunger, if you people would MOVE WHERE THE FOOD IS!!!
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What happened? Satan was busy?
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There's no happy ending to cocaine. You either die, you go to jail, or else you run out.
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I called a detox center - just to see how much it would cost: $13,000 for three weeks! My friends, if you…
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Stand-up comedy is an art form and it dies unless you expand it.
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AIDS is a horrible disease, and the people who catch it deserve compassion.
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If I've learned one thing, it's 'don't tell the truth.' Lies keep you together.
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When has stand-up comedy been kind to anyone? It goes after anyone who's the target. Comedy attacks, man.
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With any other celebrity, people come up and say, 'Hey, I really like your work.' But with my fans, when they see…
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Rock Against Drugs, what a name. Somebody was high when they came up with that title. It's like Christians Against Christ. Rock…
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At any rate, if evolution turns out to be true, then the Christian should embrace it as one dedicated to following the…
— Paul Copan
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He knew that we gave constant lip service to the dictates of safety and howled like Christians condemned to the arena if…
— Ernest K. Gann
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I believe in Christian charity, but I don't believe in Christian tolerance... When we become so tolerate that we lead people into…
— Aiden Wilson Tozer
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The Labour party has never been a socialist party, although there have always been socialists in it - a bit like Christians…
— Tony Benn
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If you spend any time in Washington you'll find nerds. What happens is most of them sublimate their fixations with comics, or…
— Jonah Goldberg
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Rock Against Drugs, what a name. Somebody was high when they came up with that title. It's like Christians Against Christ. Rock…
— Sam Kinison
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An eye for an eye? How Christian of you.' Unbelievers always want other people to act like Christians.
— Orson Scott Card
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It’s admirable, what you do, what she does, but to me animal-welfare people are a bit like Christians of a certain kind.…
— J M Coetzee
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Like Christians, Soccerians argue that you should not judge the essence of their faith by the loopy activities of its followers. But…
— Craig Brown
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