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Life Quotes by Groucho Marx
- You've got a goal in life. I've got a goal. Now all we need is a football team.
- Always examine the dice.
- She's afraid that if she leaves, she'll become the life of the party.
- Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you'll duck soup for the rest of your…
- Remember, the grass is always greener where you don't happen to be the neighbor.
- I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
- I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
- Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
- The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
- Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
- I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
- A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
- The first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I was born. These are wonderful words. This life, to which neither time nor…
- Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
- Time wounds all heels.
- Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
- Life lives, life dies. Life laughs, life cries. Life gives up and life tries. But life looks different through everyone's eyes.
More Life Quotes
- Storytelling reveals meaning without committing the error of defining it. — Hannah Arendt
- Culture relates to objects and is a phenomenon of the world; entertainment relates to people and is a phenomenon of life. — Hannah Arendt
- We have almost succeeded in leveling all human activities to the common denominator of securing the necessities of life and providing for… — Hannah Arendt
- I do think the heart can balance out the mind, if your heart is in a good place it can give you… — Alexis Arguello
- I find that it's hard to fully examine one's life and not have faith be part of the discussion. — J. J. Abrams
- Wise people, even though all laws were abolished, would still lead the same life. — Aristophanes
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- Friendship is a single soul dwelling in two bodies. — Aristotle
- We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit. — Aristotle
- Those who educate children well are more to be honored than they who produce them; for these only gave them life, those… — Aristotle
- Happiness depends upon ourselves. — Aristotle
- I count him braver who overcomes his desires than him who conquers his enemies; for the hardest victory is over self. — Aristotle