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Leaving Quotes by Nikhil Saluja
- Leaving hairs on a toilet seat is like a little gift, from one ass to another.
- Nephew: I'm leaving the house in NEPHEW minutes.
- Me: I think I could make you very happy She: Why? Are you leaving?
- My wife said that she was leaving me because I always exaggerate. I was so shocked I almost tripped over my cock.
- I'm a passionate man. I like some things and love others. Example: I like coming and I love leaving.
- Everyone should experience the pure joy of leaving a fart in someone's office at least once in their lifetime.
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