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My wife is so analytical with raising kids, and I am not. My feeling is if they turn out good, then that…
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You might be a redneck if... your high school basketball game got rained out.
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It's like cuddling with a Butterball turkey.
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I notice my wife when she's on the phone with her friends, man they will share every animate details of their lives…
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The more excited the rooster gets, the higher his voice goes. He's got a little bit of a Barney Fife quality to…
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You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not 'professional' any more.
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My whole career can be summed up with 'Ignorance is bliss.' When you do not know better, you do not really worry…
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You know that you are a teacher when you spend more money on school stuff than you do on your own children.
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If you think 'loading the dishwasher' means 'getting your wife drunk', you might be a redneck
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You can call us rednecks if you want. We're not offended, 'cause we know what we're all about. We get up and…
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We sing about God because we believe in Him. We are not trying to offend anybody, but the evidence that we have…
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When I was a kid, my parents had a 900-pound television on top of a TV tray. My dad's theory was, 'Let…
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Somebody's gonna give you A lesson in leavin' Somebody's gonna give you back What you've been givin' And I hope that I'm…
— Jo Dee Messina
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I'm the type that'll give any man a chance to come correct before leavin in a ambulance
— Lord Finesse
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Well, I've had to deal with everything in my life... leavin' the family, learnin' what not and what to do.
— Luther Allison
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Country music is about new love and it's about old love. It's about gettin' drunk and gettin' sober. It's about leavin' and…
— Jeff Foxworthy
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I didn't come here and I ain't leavin'.
— Willie Nelson
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Leavin-back some of the sweet memories wid sme1 special is just like sketching out our own shadow thats always attached to us!!
— Unknown Author
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:: Romantic sms for wife :: So kiss me and smile for me Tell me that you'll wait for me Hold me…
— Butterfly_Kisses
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I enjoyed the Hee Haw people, but from 1980 on I didn't enjoy it and thought about leavin', and thought, hell, it's…
— Buck Owens
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Xbox web browser, download an updated nba roster, play 82 game season, condo full of snacks, spitta not leavin!
— Currensy
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Bitch, dont tease me. If you come to my spot, is you fuckin'? If you not, then you leavin'.
— Webbie
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Dinner table conversations. Leavin' you pistol-whipped in the corner with abrasions.
— Twiztid
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After the gun burst quench my blood thirst. We will be leavin' you much worse so one hearse.
— Busta Rhymes
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