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Leaves Quotes by Nikhil Saluja
- I'm like State Farm; when her husband leaves, I bang his wife 'like a good neighbor'.
- Anger leaves very little space for reasoning.
- A girl leaves you breathless after sex. The woman leaves you in a coma.
- Life Insurance: A contract that leaves you poor while you live so you can die rich.
- Women say, It's not the size of the boat that matters, but motion in the ocean. My boat sinks right away and leaves seamen everywhere.
- Like to tell my girlfriend Great job on those tits before she leaves for work.
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