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Least Quotes by Nikhil Saluja
- Strarted banging a stripper named Amazing, she's not all that, but at least I get to say I'm fucking Amazing.
- If you're going to act like a pussy, you should at least dress like one... Here I bought you the smallest dildo I could find!
- At least not having an office window means you'll never know how nice it is outside.
- My cock got caught in my zipper today....at least that's what I'm telling my wife when she sees the teeth marks on it.
- Rumours? Well at least you're spreading something else besides your legs.
- If you can't be the reason behind her smile, at least be the reason she walks funny for a while!
- I bet at least 10 idiots will tweet about how much they needed this weekend.
- My wife and I argue a lot. She's so touchy. The least little thing sets her off. You're lucky. Mine's a self-starter!
- A Woman Never Say: If we're not going to have sex, then you have to at least let me lick your balls and suck you…
- Porn Rule: When a woman sees a man's penis, she immediately places her mouth on it. All men have dicks at least 9 inches long…
- The magic button to get a woman to behave for at least 20 minutes is called a clitoris.
- Everyone should experience the pure joy of leaving a fart in someone's office at least once in their lifetime.
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