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Family Guy has 35 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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All right, all right, make like Siamese twins and split... And then one of you die. -Peter Griffin
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Ive sprouted another finger. Counting the one from yesterday, Im up to 11. -Baby Stewie
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I want pancakes! God, do you people understand every language except English? Yo quiero pancakes! Donnez moi pancakes! Click click bloody click…
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Dear McGyver: Enclosed is a paper clip, a rubber band, and a drinking straw. Please save our dog. -Peter Griffin
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You know, I rather like this God fellow. Hes very theatrical. A little pestilence here, a plague there... Omnipotence...got to get me…
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I will not stand idly by while you abrogate my plans! You shall rue this day!... Well, go on, start ruing! -Stewie
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Theres always been a lot of tension between Lois and me, and its not so much that I want to kill her,…
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Dear diary: Jackpot. -Glen Quagmire
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And Joe, Ive had new neighbors before, but none of them were half the man you are. Since youre half a man…
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Hey, Mother! I come bearing a gift. Ill give you a hint: its in my diaper, and its not a toaster. -Stewie…
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Guns dont kill people; dangerous minorities do. -Gun-rights advocate
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I had such a crush on her. Until I met you, Lois. Youre my silver medal. -Peter Griffin
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Our minds are lazier than our bodies.
— Francois de La Rochefoucauld
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Men are even lazier than they are timorous, and what they fear most is the troubles with which any unconditional honesty and…
— Friedrich Nietzsche
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I have a problem with the new cooks: you all are more cultured, you cook better....but you're lazier.
— Unknown Author
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Three or four million heads of households don't turn into tramps and cheats overnight, nor do they lose the habits and standards…
— Harry Hopkins
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If politicians and scientists were lazier, how much happier we should all be
— Evelyn Waugh
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... human beings are better and lazier than their rules and instructions ...
— Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
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We are lazier in our minds than in our bodies.
— Francois de La Rochefoucauld
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I was born lazy. I am no lazier now than I was forty years ago, but that is because I reached the…
— Mark Twain
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I have seen slower people than I am and more deliberate... and even quieter, and more listless, and lazier people than I…
— Mark Twain
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Video is freeing, but also lazier. You have to recreate the love of the moment.
— Leos Carax
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I have a good family and I like to be home with them. The older I get, the lazier I get, and…
— Michael Ian Black
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If you get higher grades than me it doesnt mean your smarter than me, its just that I'm lazier than you
— Unknown Author
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