Laughing Quotes

4223 Laughing quotes by 2436 unique authors

If you're older, you're smarter. I just believe that. If you're in an argument with someone older than you, you should listen to 'em. Even… — Louis C. K.
I did a show in New Jersey in the auditorium of a technical high school ... Technical high school, that's where dreams are narrowed down.… — Louis C. K.
God is like a shitty girlfriend. — Louis C. K.
If you do something and people think you're stupid, just go for crazy. You get more respect that way because nobody likes stupid people. — Louis C. K.
I ate too much and masturbated too recently, you know? It's bad to like jerk off and run out the door, 'cause you run into… — Louis C. K.
I am really tired of looking at my hips. I'm seriously really tired of standing naked in the mirror and staring at my hips for… — Louis C. K.
Out of the people that ever were, almost all of them are dead. There are way more dead people, and you're all gonna die and… — Louis C. K.
Bill Gates has 90 billion dollars ... If I had 90 billion dollars, I wouldn't have it for long because I would just dream of… — Louis C. K.
There's nowhere I won't go. As long as it's horribly, horribly true and/or wrong. — Louis C. K.
There are a lot of people who would laugh at the idea of me being a good singer. — Nancy Sinatra
Words like passion and ecstasy, we learn them but they stay flat on the page. Sometimes we try to turn them over, find out what's… — Jeanette Winterson
No matter what, I always make it home for Christmas. I love to go to my Tennessee Mountain Home and invite all of my nieces… — Dolly Parton
I've enjoyed every age I've been, and each has had its own individual merit. Every laugh line, every scar, is a badge I wear to… — Pat Benatar
Suppose several boys are moving along a particular road and one boy falls into a drain, his dress and his body, become dirty. Other people,… — Prabhat Ranjan Sarkar
An American religion: Work, play, breathe, bathe, study, live, laugh, and love. — Elbert Hubbard
Each day, awakening, are we asked to paint the sky blue? Need we coax the sun to rise or flowers to bloom? Need we teach… — Robert Breault
The word 'Spanx' was funny. It made people laugh. No one ever forgot it. — Sara Blakely
I guess now that I think back, I used to play priest and be a funny priest. I don't know, I grew up in such… — Jenny McCarthy
I've always enjoyed making people laugh. But in order for me to be funny, I have to get ticked off about something. — Carl Hiaasen
I've known my best friend since I was a baby, and I don't know what I would do without her. She is always straight with… — Jasmine Guinness
What I find interesting is how close you can run the laughter along the seam of seriousness, and occasionally cross it, so that half the… — Alan Ayckbourn
Even in the things that look most frivolous there has to be the threat of something quite painful to make the comedy work. I suppose… — Michael Frayn
Dante.Oh,Dante.Seal me!Seal me so hard!.He grabs my hips andpumps his toward mine.Oh,Dante! You're so hot when you seal souls.I shove my idiot-of-a-best-friend off me and… — Victoria Scott
[Men] prefer the foolish belief and the passions of the earth [to the enlightenment of their souls]. They believe the absurd and shrink from the… — Iain Pears
We went to a church that had missionaries who'd come back once a year from Fiji & give talks. I remember one of them saying… — Brian Andreas

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