Laughing Quotes

4223 Laughing quotes by 2436 unique authors

No one will laugh at how great things are for somebody. — Harold Ramis
I wake up laughing every day. I get a kick out of life. — Bruce Willis
I put a What Would Jesus Do bracelet on my Jewish friend's wrist and it burned his skin. He threw it on the ground, it… — Daniel Tosh
In a world without future, each parting of friends is a death. In a world without future, each loneliness is final. In a world without… — Alan Lightman
When you live in the present moment, time stands still. Accept your circumstances and live them. If there is an experience ahead of you, have… — Barbara Johnson
Oh, my dear Kepler, how I wish that we could have one hearty laugh together. Here, at Padua, is the principal professor of philosophy, whom… — Galileo Galilei
I wish, my dear Kepler, that we could have a good laugh together at the extraordinary stupidity of the mob. What do you think of… — Galileo Galilei
All the keys to joy can be reduced to these two. Laugh but at no one's expense and love but without expectation. — Pat McBride
You know, honestly, if a girl can make me laugh, I'm pretty much sold. — Ryan Lochte
I have often been downcast, but never in despair; I regard our hiding as a dangerous adventure, romantic and interesting at the same time. In… — Anne Frank
The real issues I don't think most people touch. The Clinton jokes are all about Monica Lewinsky and all that stuff and not about the… — Tom Lehrer
You and I both know there's got to be some greater storyline for you than 'girl gets heart broken, was sad forever'. I think a… — Taylor Swift
One day I would be a better hand at the game. One day I would learn how to laugh. Pablo was waiting for me, and… — Hermann Hesse
If you cant laugh at your own characters, or shed a tear for them, or even get angry at one of them, no one else… — Johanna Lindsey
I liked making people laugh, and I decided I was an atheist early on. My Dad was all right with that. We argued about it… — Dave Barry
I will build my empire next to the sea, so I can laugh from my throne as my enemies drown. — Bray Wyatt
My little boy Sonny makes me laugh all the time. He has good comedic timing. — Sophie Ellis Bextor
The composer makes plans, music laughs. — Morton Feldman
Daughter, I want you to form the most intense, loving relationship with yourself. Only then will you realize your capacity for kindness and emotional expansiveness.… — Diriye Osman
I like people who can make you laugh without using vulgarity, or bad words. — Michael Jackson
He who laughs last, laughs best. — Triple H
The whole forest was peopled with frightful sounds-the creaking of the trees, the howling of wild beasts, and the yell of Indians; while sometimes the… — Nathaniel Hawthorne
Each person bears a fear which is special to him. One man fears a close space and another man fears drowning; each laughs at the… — Michael Crichton
Many truths which are not believed are called lies,' the Laughing Beast said. 'Mirrors do not themselves lie unless they have been enchanted. Ordinary mirrors… — Isobelle Carmody
The monster London laugh at me. — Abraham Cowley

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