Laughing Quotes

4223 Laughing quotes by 2436 unique authors

In another thirty years people will laugh at anyone who tries to invent a language without closures, just as they'll laugh now at anyone who… — Mark Jason Dominus
One thing House needs Wilson for is vanity. He needs someone to laugh at his jokes. — Hugh Laurie
Those who laugh often never grow old. — Benjamin Franklin
The absolute truth is the thing that makes people laugh. — Carl Reiner
I think my speeches are hilarious. I think I'm a natural comedian, but I like denying people the chance to laugh. I want to deny… — Lydia Lunch
Hey, this is Europe. We took it from nobody; we won it from the bare soil that the ice left. The bones of our ancestors,… — Ken MacLeod
God shall not pity them but laugh at their calamity. The righteous company in heaven shall rejoice in the execution of God's judgment, and shall… — Thomas Boston
It is not a terrible thing to a wretched soul, when it shall lie roaring perpetually in the flames of hell, and the God of… — Richard Baxter
It's a little like casting out hundreds of fishing lines into the audience. You start getting little bites, then more, then you hook a few,… — Jim Dale
You might encounter defeats but you must never be defeated... Love a lot. Laugh a lot at the silliest things and be very serious... love… — Maya Angelou
You know, the funny thing about Lorne and that show is that, you can go over one million things, but in a business of bean… — Colin Quinn
And we've read scary books and watched scary movies and TV shows together. He's met monsters, ghouls, and demons on the page and on the… — Anne Lamott
Imagine foreign troops sitting idly, laughing as hooligans trashed the Smithsonian, stole the gold from Fort Knox and burned down the Department of the Interior.… — Ted Rall
As your awareness of the riches available to you in your everyday life grows, you are on the way to becoming the laughing Buddha. Life… — Susan Jeffers
With my talent, I can make people laugh and give them another attitude about life. What a blessing that is for me. — Doris Roberts
As a kid I was short and only weighed 95 pounds. And though I was active in a lot of Sports and got along with… — Tim Conway
One day, we were doing a serious scene and fast talking like we do and we could not stop laughing and the director had to… — Victor Garber
You have to be great friends and make each other laugh. We laugh a lot and neither is jealous of the other. — Ruby Wax
They don't make you pay for the humor. It's up and down, but they're trying to give you as many laughs as possible in 2… — Mike Judge
I remember laughing an inordinate amount of time. Setting up scenes that involve ooze coming out basements, or pigs' heads flying through windows is really… — Margot Kidder
Here, waltzes are called works! And Strauss and Lanner, who play them for dancing, are called Kapellmeistern. This does not mean that everyone thinks like… — Frederic Chopin
I used to like people more, but now I have children and that changes your life in a lot of ways. Like you spend time… — Louis C. K.
I just don't trust any of it. Every time I read something about how there's been another ridiculous climb of the Dow Jones, there's a… — Louis C. K.
I've started to kind of hate people, and it's not because I have anything against them. It's just, I enjoy it. It's recreation. — Louis C. K.
I killed my Facebook page years ago because time clicking around is just dead time. Your brain isn't resting and it isn't doing. I think… — Louis C. K.

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