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The hockey lockout of 1994 - 1995 has been settled. They have stopped bickering... and can now get down to some serious…
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There are 17 more shopping days until Christmas. So, guys, that means 16 more days till we start shopping, right?
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Texas is reportedly going to give college students the right to carry guns on campus. So I guess that next semester, every…
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The first thing men notice about a woman is her eyes. Then, when her eyes aren't looking, they notice her breasts.
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Real life is about reacting quickly to the opportunity at hand, not the opportunity you envisioned. Not thinking and scheming for the…
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Earlier today, the White House released President Bush's tax return. Not surprisingly, under dependents, the president listed Iraq
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Scientists say because of global warming they expect the world's oceans to rise four and a half feet. The scientists say this…
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Al Gore announced he is finishing up a new book about global warming and the environment. Yeah, the first chapter talks about…
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By the power invested in me by the state of New York and the Universal Life Church, I now pronounce you husband…
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Lenscrafters is upset with Tea Partier Michele Bachmann because she called Planned Parenthood 'the Lenscrafters of abortion.' Lenscrafters released a statement today…
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President Obama , I guess, is starting to confess to some of his anxieties. In a recent interview, President Obama said, 'I…
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Today, possible presidential candidate Donald Trump released his birth certificate. It lists his eyes as blue and his hair as ridiculous.
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From the moment I laid eyes on you I couldn't stop looking at you. From the moment we talked I couldn't stop…
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That girl--all of them--hated Eleanor before they'd even laid eyes on her. Like they'd been hired to kill her in a past…
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So this is the young man who has intentions toward my little girl." Bobby shifted in his seat and crossed his legs.…
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If you are one of earth’s inhabitants, how blest your father, and your gentle mother, blest all your kin. I know what…
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My father started out as a riveter, but he had the soul of an artist. He worshiped Shakespeare and had aspirations to…
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Every woman deserves a man who will look at her each day like she is the most amazing woman he's ever laid…
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Fresh like the kiss of morning dew. That's how it felt that day we met and I first laid eyes on you.
— Ryan Leslie
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