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Lady Quotes by Nikhil Saluja
- Ladies: when your parents told you as a child don't spit honey, it's not lady like. Those same rules apply to blowjobs too.
- You can always win an argument with a lady during your last few minutes of your life by telling her that she's fat.
- A girl will bring you breakfast in bed. A lady will be your breakfast in bed.
- WIFE, A lady with a whim of iron;
- WIFE, A lady who is much like an angler -- each think the best one got away;
- Sometimes a lady wants to be woken up with a face between her legs...
- Sex with a lady boy - Confused.com
- Act like a lady. Think like a man(iac).
- I asked a lady on the street for directions. I know women have no sense of direction, I just wanted to look at her big…
- Both my girlfriend AND wife are out of town this week! Time to go find some lucky lady to nibble on my penis.
- Blowjobs: Any girl can swallow but it takes a special kind of lady to gargle.
More Lady Quotes
- The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid. — Jane Austen
- A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment. — Jane Austen
- An engaged woman is always more agreeable than a disengaged. She is satisfied with herself. Her cares are over, and she feels… — Jane Austen
- I want to be America's Margaret Thatcher. I will be the next Iron Lady. — Michele Bachmann
- Between the daylight gambler and the player at night there is the same difference that lies between a careless husband and the… — Honore de Balzac
- What could be more beautiful than a dear old lady growing wise with age? Every age can be enchanting, provided you live… — Brigitte Bardot
- There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. — Joseph Addison
- To mankind in general Macbeth and Lady Macbeth stand out as the supreme type of all that a host and hostess should… — Max Beerbohm
- I love Katy Perry and Lady GaGa. I think GaGa's pushing the envelope every day and I really like that. — Pat Benatar
- Belladonna, n.: In Italian a beautiful lady; in English a deadly poison. A striking example of the essential identity of the two… — Ambrose Bierce
- I still have my eyes on the prize: I want to be that old lady onstage shaking her hips and singing her… — Christina Aguilera
- My mother taught me to treat a lady respectfully. — Chris Brown