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When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit…
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Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.
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A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
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When your mother asks, 'Do you want a piece of advice?' it is a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer…
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There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.
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It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding.
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My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No…
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I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman…
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Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.
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There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.
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Do you know what you call those who use towels and never wash them, eat meals and never do the dishes, sit…
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Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.
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As a graduate of the Zsa Zsa Gabor School of Creative mathematics, I honestly do not know how old I am.
— Erma Bombeck
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You are only a young talent, but we don't know how old your soul is.
— Tom Jones
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The water doesn't know how old you are.
— Dara Torres
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Years should be nothing to you. Who asked you to count them or consider them? In the world of wild Nature, time…
— Marie Corelli
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The tennis ball doesn't know how old I am. The ball doesn't know if I'm a man or a woman or if…
— Martina Navratilova
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Listen, I know how old I am and that I'm just a shoulder injury from losing roles like the one in Taken.…
— Liam Neeson
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Life is so tough. I don't know how old you are, but I've seen so much in a wink. One phone call…
— Joan Rivers
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I do not know how old I was when the daydreams became more than that, and I decided to write them down,…
— Mildred D. Taylor
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You know how old I am? I'm so old, I remember when Letterman used to be funny and it was presidents who…
— Rush Limbaugh
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How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?
— Satchel Paige
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When you are five, you know your age down to the month. Even in your twenties, you know how old you are.…
— Sara Gruen
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But do you know how old I will be by the time I learn to really play the piano / act /…
— Julia Cameron
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