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Elayne Boosler has 80 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure…
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When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.
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I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is wrong with me.
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I am thankful the most important key in history was invented. It's not the key to your house, your car, your boat,…
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The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born.
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When the sun comes up, I have morals again.
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My fashion philosophy is, if you're not covered in dog hair, your life is empty.
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Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?
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I know what men want. Men want to be really, really close to someone who will leave them alone.
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My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for forty years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for…
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You know, if you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport.
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I am thankful that geniuses and artists and good people, no matter how hard it is, will eventually be recognized. I am…
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Time is compressed like the fist I close on my knee... I hold inside it the clues and solutions and the power…
— Margaret Atwood
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Education commences at the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character.
— Hosea Ballou
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In the past I have defended the right of the IRA to engage in armed struggle. I did so because there was…
— Gerry Adams
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I don't wear pants, or like them; I'm a Jewish woman who's made the decision to wear skirts, so I wear mostly…
— Mayim Bialik
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A cat can maintain a position of curled up somnolence on your knee until you are nearly upright. To the last minute…
— Pam Brown
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I've played with IVs before, during and after games. I've played with a broken hand, a sprained ankle, a torn shoulder, a…
— Kobe Bryant
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That best academy, a mother's knee.
— James Russell Lowell
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I hadn't been onstage in a while. The last time was pre-children. And before I went on [at Roseland], my kids were…
— Madonna Ciccone
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Stories first heard at mothers knee are never wholly forgotten.
— Giovanni Ruffini
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The bended knee is not a tradition of our Corps.
— Unknown Author
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If I get run into again, I'm taking someone with me. I lost one knee. I'll take a head if it happens…
— Grant Fuhr
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When I broke my knee, no one cared how I was; they just wanted me to get better and come back to…
— Unknown Author
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