Kid Quotes

4178 Kid quotes by 2778 unique authors

Be funny on a golf course? Do I kid my best friend's mother about her heart condition? — Phil Silvers
Every child needs a safe place to fall - a place where he or she can explore things without worrying about failure and judgment. A… — Bill Harley
When I was a kid I respected authority, then as a teenager I gave none; in middle age I expected it; now in old age… — Unknown Author
When I was a kid, my father told me every day, 'You're the most wonderful boy in the world, and you can do anything you… — Unknown Author
You have to teach now - tell a kid how to box out, tell him how to pass, teach him footwork. Players don't understand that… — Oscar Robertson
Everything I do is completely original-I made it up when I was a kid. — Claes Oldenburg
I find it hard to believe that my God would consign four-fifths of the world to hell. I can't imagine that my God would allow… — Barack Obama
I was the naughty kid that the teachers liked. I bullied a kid in the 1st year when I was in the 2nd, who then… — Simon Pegg
I used to go to the library all the time when I was kid. As a teenager, I got a book on how to write… — Drew Carey
When I was a kid and the other kids were home watching "Leave it to Beaver," my father and step-mother were marching me off to… — Oprah Winfrey
Food was always a big part of my life. My grandfather was one of 14 kids, and his parents had a pasta factory, so as… — Giada De Laurentiis
I was lucky. My family is wonderful. And it's funny, because most of my best friends come from very large families. So it always felt… — Sophia Bush
When I was a little kid, of course, I was brown all summer. That's because I was free as a bird- nothing to do but… — Roy Blount, Jr.
I am a lefty, though I bat right-handed... When I was a kid I pitched, played first, outfield and shortstop as well. Now it's mainly… — Josh Charles
Elvis was just like a big old kid. It was like he never got past 19, I don't think, in a lotta ways. — Mac Davis
She is sloppy, careless, and have many flaws here and there, but she is so honest and innocent like she's still a kid. — Unknown Author
I jumped up in the bubble, yo kid where are you? (114 between Manhattan and Morningside Avenue) This happened just right out the blue — Unknown Author
I had to put my kid before my career and all the money I was making. I decided to do the right thing. I was… — Brian Welch
If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is 'God is crying'. And if he asks why… — Jack Handey
How does a kid from Coos Bay, with one leg longer than the other win races? All my life people have been telling me, 'You're… — Steve Prefontaine
I became a great runner because if you're a kid in Leeds and your name is Sebastian you've got to become a great runner. — Sebastian Coe
My daughter is very strong-willed and is a great kid. She doesn't drink. She doesn't smoke. She doesn't fold to peer pressure. I think how… — Doug Flutie
This could very easily be taken out of context, and I think it's funny now, but I remember looking in the mirror as a kid… — Lena Dunham
The HeartBreak Kid Lays Down For absolutely... NOBODY!!! — Shawn Michaels
Did your parents build knows you a swing facing a wall when you were a kid? — Roddy Piper

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