Kid Quotes

4178 Kid quotes by 2778 unique authors

Because I want every kid to be viewed as a person rather than as a member of a certain race does not mean that I'm… — Michael Jordan
I was the original socially depraved shy ghetto kid. — Bob Cousy
You must understand as a kid of color in those days, the Harlem Globetrotters were like being movie stars. — Wilt Chamberlain
I've been involved with sports my whole life, which made clothes and makeup and handbags not that important as a kid. I just didn't care. — Jessica Biel
When I was a kid out here in L.A., I was homeless, I didn't have any money and I was living in my car. I… — Thomas Jane
When I was a kid, if a guy got killed in a western movie I always wondered who got his horse. — George Carlin
Every parent knows that for a kid, the car is chloroform.. — Ray Romano
Before Kady was born, I didn't think having a kid would be such a big deal. My attitude was simple: Babies are nice, play with… — Tim Allen
I don't ask for much. I don't ask to be rich, and I don't ask to be famous, and I don't ask to play center… — Tom Hanks
Beware the cute, hot guy who kind of reminds you of the parent you don't get along with: your cold, distant father who left when… — Merrill Markoe
It reminds me of like this pathetic friend that everybody had when they were a little kid who would let you borrow any of his… — Jerry Seinfeld
[Commercial radio] is owned by one or two corporations now, and they're not in the music business. They're in the advertising business.... So let's not… — Elvis Costello
When I was in school, one of my teachers was crazy about me. I once heard her tell another teacher, "I wish he was my… — Milton Berle
If you ever have to steal money from your kid, and later on he discovers it's gone, I think a good thing to do is… — Jack Handey
You know lots of criticism is written by characters who are very academic and think it is a sign you are worthless if you make… — Ernest Hemingway
I remember when I was a kid I used to come home from Sunday School and my mother would get drunk and try to make… — George Carlin
I don't think there's any harm at all in allowing a kid to fantasize. In fact, I think to stop people from fantasizing is a… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
I had an abortion when I was 16. Because that's what I should have done. Otherwise I would now have a 20-year-old kid. Anyway, those… — Chelsea Handler
I like being what the girls call MOD-"my other Dad." What I've learned in the past year is that every kid is different. But as… — Ashton Kutcher
I always have a camera now that I've got a kid, but I don't think I've got one picture of anyone other than my daughter. — Georgina Chapman
I did research when I was pregnant with my first daughter and was horrified by the chemicals in products, even those meant for babies. I… — Jessica Alba
I don't feel I was ever a 'famous' child actor. I was just a working actor who happened to be a kid. I was never… — Elisabeth Moss
Yeah, anytime anybody has a kid, you know how you feel when you have a kid, you look at the world differently because your kid's… — Jamie Foxx
Yeah, I definitely wanted to do a kids' movie because I have a kid. I want to do things that my daughter can see soon… — David Arquette
We would just go out and line up a bunch of cans and shoot with rifles, handguns and at times, submachine guns... When I was… — Johnny Depp

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