Kid Quotes

4178 Kid quotes by 2778 unique authors

Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for a horn and… — P.J. O'Rourke
Ladies, [motherhood] is a full-time job. Do not kid yourself that you can be a dental receptionist and a mother; that you can be a… — Alistair Begg
You're not a kid anymore. You have the right to choose your own life. You can start again. If you want a cat, all you… — Haruki Murakami
Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The kid is just operating on… — P.J. O'Rourke
They have to convert our agenda into something aggressive. Two guys wanting to be happy together are invading their marriages. Helping a kid who's getting… — Barney Frank
Black is beautiful when it is a slum kid studying to enter college, when it is a man learning new skills for a new job,… — Whitney M. Young
I think in both of those situations, it's important as an actor to learn, despite the success I had as a kid, that it's important… — Anthony Michael Hall
As a kid I had a crush on Sophia Loren and Raquel Welch. — Judd Nelson
I was an ugly kid; when I was born, after the doctor cut the cord, he hung himself. — Rodney Dangerfield
I want my son to wear a helmet 24 hours a day. If it was socially acceptable I'd be the first one to have my… — Will Arnett
Having a kid is like falling in love for the first time when you're 12, but every day. — Mike Myers
When I was a kid, I said to my father one afternoon, 'Daddy, will you take me to the zoo?' He answered, 'If the zoo… — Jerry Lewis
I don't have a kid, but I think that I would be a good father, especially if my baby liked to go out drinking. — Eugene Mirman
As a kid I always idolized the winning athletes. It is one thing to idolize heroes. It is quite another to visualize yourself in their… — Arnold Schwarzenegger
You can't tell a kid that it's time to exercise; that's a turn-off...you have to say 'Let's go to the park and have some fun.'… — Arnold Schwarzenegger
When you are speaking to your team after a game, never talk about the kid who was the star of the game. Talk about what… — Mike Krzyzewski
I remember as a kid, I was improvising and making little trophies out of different materials and going in front of the mirror, lifting the… — Novak Djokovic
I tried to talk my daughter out of going with a hockey player but, he's a good kid. He asked me if he could marry… — Phil Esposito
The only way a kid is going to practise is if it's total fun for him... and it was for me. — Wayne Gretzky
Luc Robitaille is a great kid and good player, but ask anybody on the street and they'd probably think Luc Robitaille is a type of… — Unknown Author
The kid looks good in his first game. — Gordie Howe
I would not let an adult drive my robot. You don't have enough gaming experience. But I will let a kid with no license take… — Robert Ballard
Every kid around the world who plays soccer wants to be Pele. I have a great responsibility to show them not just how to be… — Unknown Author
I was always taught as a kid if you do something, do it right. If not, go do something else. For me, soccer was life. — Unknown Author
I still learn, but I think it's the best thing in life to have a kid. — Cristiano Ronaldo

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