Kid Quotes

4178 Kid quotes by 2778 unique authors

A kid is a guy I never wrote down to. He's interested in what I say if I make it interesting. — Dr. Seuss
Writers kid themselves-about themselves and other people. Take the talk about writing methods. Writing is just work-there's no secret. If you dictate or use a… — Sinclair Lewis
I have seen my kid struggle into the kitchen in the morning with outfits that need only one accessory: an empty gin bottle. — Erma Bombeck
There is always some kid who may be seeing me for the first time. I owe him my best. — Joe DiMaggio
When Andy Carroll first appeared on the scene he was a tall skinny kid and his coordination was all over the place. He reminded me… — Glenn Roeder
The kid makes you sick. He looks the part, he walks the part, he is the part. He's six-foot something, fit as a flea, good-looking… — Cristiano Ronaldo
A kid once said to me "Do you get hangovers?" I said, "To get hangovers you have to stop drinking. — Lemmy Kilmister
Realizing that other people have a problem with [homosexuality] was the weirdest thing for me. As a kid it wasn't even something that was mentioned.… — Daniel Radcliffe
You have a teacher talking about his gayness. (The elementary school student) goes home then and says "Mom! What's gayness? We had a teacher talking… — Michele Bachmann
When others kid me about being bald, I simply tell them that the way I figure it, the good Lord only gave men so many… — John Glenn
If I ever end up being the kind of person who has one kid and seven bedrooms. Do me a favor and shoot me. — John Green
What do you really want to know? Am I sorry for what I did? There's not a day goes by I don't feel regret. Not… — Stephen King
We have to think about affirmative action and craft it in such a way where some of our children who are advantaged aren't getting more… — Barack Obama
The proliferation of state concealed carry laws has evidently reduced the rate of violent street crime to a considerable extent. When the goblins do not… — Jeff Cooper
I would rather die than let my kid eat Cup-a-Soup. — Gwyneth Paltrow
Go is most fun I've had with a compiled PL since I've discovered Turbo Pascal as a kid. — Unknown Author
Left to my own devices, would I trade this for firm thighs, fewer wrinkles, a better memory? On some days. That's why it's such a… — Anne Lamott
You know, a song is like a kid. You bring it up. And sometimes something you thought was going to be fantastic, by the time… — Phil Collins
You can't write a song out of thin air. You have to feel and know what you are writing about. ... Talent is only a… — Irving Berlin
I've always known that I was a gifted person. ... I've always felt like I would be punished, severely, if I didn't continue to make… — Merle Haggard

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