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Keeps Quotes by Nikhil Saluja
- This girl keeps starring my tweets and I keep starring her tweets but we never follow each other, are we married now?
- Girls are like the bank, they'll loan you the pussy, just as long as your ass keeps making the monthly payment.
- HUSBAND, A man who has one mistake in his existence -- and keeps learning from it all his life;
- LOVE, A strange feeling that comes over a man -- when he keeps wanting to call a girl by his last name;
- If the loser keeps his smile, the winner will loose the thrill of victory.
- COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
- An apple a day keeps your wife away, if you throw it hard enough.
- I think the guy next to me is gay. I'm trying to take a shit but he keeps giving me looks. I'll try the next…
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