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Keep Quotes by Nikhil Saluja
- This girl keeps starring my tweets and I keep starring her tweets but we never follow each other, are we married now?
- If you find a girl that is willing to go through hell just to keep the relationship going, you really shouldn't take her love for…
- Keep her laughing. Keep her smiling. Make your woman glow so her friends notice.
- Sometimes you stop talking to someone because you keep telling yourself that if they wanted to talk to you, they would.
- BLOODY HELL FUCKING SHIT GOD DAMNIT I RIPPED MY KEEP CALM AND CARRY ON POSTER!
- Loyalty is rare...If you find it, keep it.
- I have learned there is little difference in husbands; you might as well keep the first.
- MARRIAGE, Something that changes the demeanour of a driver -- there is no longer any effort needed to keep both hands on the wheel;
- MARRIAGE, An investment that pays big dividends if you manage to keep up the interest.
- FAMILY PLANNING: The art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep you on the edge of financial disaster
- TEMPER TANTRUMS: What you should keep to a minimum so as to not upset the children.
- A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.'
- Every night I keep a pillow under my gun in case a murderer threatens me to a pillow fight.
- I've learned that you can keep puking long after you think you're finished.
- It's sick the way you people keep having sex without me.
- You know the acronym behind your name won't keep me from kicking your ass in the parking lot.
- Man who keep feet firmly on ground, have trouble putting on pants. Woman who slides down banister, makes monkey shine.
- Husbands are like guns ... keep one around for long enough and you're gonna want to shoot it!
- I wish people would learn from their mistakes and not keep making the same exact ones, damaging themselves.
- SOCIALISM: You have two cows. You keep one and give one to your neighbor.
- If someone fucks up, let them know. But if they keep fucking up, let them go!
- You can keep your followers from unfollowing by sending them threatening DM's or begging publicly
- Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a caterpillar Don't worry you'll soon change!
- Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a spider What a web of lies!
- Ways of Life : One thing you can give and still keep ...is your word.
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- Let me put it this way: I think Republicans tend to keep the ball in play, Democrats go for broke. — Arthur Ashe
- Intelligence agencies keep things secret because they often violate the rule of law or of good behavior. — Julian Assange
- In my role as Wikileaks editor, I've been involved in fighting off many legal attacks. To do that, and keep our sources… — Julian Assange
- We keep putting on programmes about famine in Ethiopia; that's what's happening. Too many people there. They can't support themselves - and… — David Attenborough
- Just keep stirring the pot, you never know what will come up. — Lee Atwater
- The only wealth which you will keep forever is the wealth you have given away. — Marcus Aurelius