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- BLONDNESS-okay 5 blondes go into a club theirs 2 dirty blondes and 3 bleach blondes and then they see 2 other blondes how many blondes…
- Mom: If a boy touches your boobs say don't and if he touches your pussy say stop? Girl: But mom, he touched both so I…
- If you had a donkey and I had a chicken and if your donkey ate my chicken what will you have? Three feet of my…
- Q: What does a good bar and a good woman have in common? A: Liquor in the front and poker in the back!
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