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- Teacher : whoever answers my next question, can go home. One boy throws his bag out the window Teacher : who just threw that?! Boy…
- A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into his shirt pocket and orders another shot. After he finishes, he…
- May I take your order, sir? the waiter asked. Yes. How do you prepare your chickens? Nothing special, sir, he replied. We just tell them…
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- The gods too are fond of a joke. — Aristotle
- If equal affection cannot be, let the more loving be me. — Wystan Hugh Auden
- I'm not Mr. Debonair Suave. I'm just a regular boy who goofs around, pulls pranks, and makes jokes. That doesn't sound very… — Jensen Ackles
- I try to do women's-point-of-view comedy. The joke is, 'This is what I think; there's the truth.' I try to think of… — Roseanne Barr
- I was raised on government cheese. As an adult, in my first marriage, my husband and I worked real hard just to… — Roseanne Barr
- There have been some very extreme hecklers in audiences whose bile was so hateful and so meant that it would be a… — Jo Brand