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- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- As the old joke goes, I have all the sins together. I am a woman, a Socialist, separated and agnostic. — Michelle Bachelet
- If equal affection cannot be, let the more loving be me. — Wystan Hugh Auden
- Okay this how I ride, two bad hoes inside. One hoe say she ready, the other ho said she tired. I'mma drop… — 2 Chainz
- The gods too are fond of a joke. — Aristotle
- I'm not Mr. Debonair Suave. I'm just a regular boy who goofs around, pulls pranks, and makes jokes. That doesn't sound very… — Jensen Ackles
- I try to do women's-point-of-view comedy. The joke is, 'This is what I think; there's the truth.' I try to think of… — Roseanne Barr
- I was raised on government cheese. As an adult, in my first marriage, my husband and I worked real hard just to… — Roseanne Barr