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Jokes Quotes by Alan Moore
- Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world…
- Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the Comedian is the only thing that makes sense.
- All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. That's how far the world is from where I am.…
- Blake understood. Treated it like a joke, but he understood. He saw the cracks in society, saw the little men in masks trying to hold…
- ...My point is, I went crazy. When I saw what a black, awful joke the world was. I went crazy as a coot! I admit…
- It's all a joke! Everything anybody ever valued or struggled for... it's all a monstrous, demented gag! So why can't you see the funny side?…
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- The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. — Ronnie Barker
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