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The hockey lockout of 1994 - 1995 has been settled. They have stopped bickering... and can now get down to some serious…
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There are 17 more shopping days until Christmas. So, guys, that means 16 more days till we start shopping, right?
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Texas is reportedly going to give college students the right to carry guns on campus. So I guess that next semester, every…
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The first thing men notice about a woman is her eyes. Then, when her eyes aren't looking, they notice her breasts.
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Real life is about reacting quickly to the opportunity at hand, not the opportunity you envisioned. Not thinking and scheming for the…
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Earlier today, the White House released President Bush's tax return. Not surprisingly, under dependents, the president listed Iraq
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Scientists say because of global warming they expect the world's oceans to rise four and a half feet. The scientists say this…
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Al Gore announced he is finishing up a new book about global warming and the environment. Yeah, the first chapter talks about…
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By the power invested in me by the state of New York and the Universal Life Church, I now pronounce you husband…
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Lenscrafters is upset with Tea Partier Michele Bachmann because she called Planned Parenthood 'the Lenscrafters of abortion.' Lenscrafters released a statement today…
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President Obama , I guess, is starting to confess to some of his anxieties. In a recent interview, President Obama said, 'I…
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Today, possible presidential candidate Donald Trump released his birth certificate. It lists his eyes as blue and his hair as ridiculous.
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If I'm going to say anything about John Edwards in the future, I'll just wish he had been killed in a terrorist…
— Ann Coulter
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I was going to have a few comments about John Edwards but you have to go into rehab if you use the…
— Ann Coulter
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We've had a Congress that's spent money like John Edwards at a beauty shop.
— Mike Huckabee
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There are rumors that there is a John Edwards sex tape. People say it's twenty minutes of Edwards caressing and stroking...And that's…
— Craig Ferguson
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In South Carolina, Senator John Edwards won handily, fulfilling his promise to win every state he was born in.
— Jon Stewart
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[Senators John Kerry & John Edwards] have risen high in Democratic polls with a brand of class resentment and soak-the-rich rhetoric rooted…
— William Safire
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Democratic candidate John Kerry on Tuesday chose fellow Senator John Edwards to be his running mate. Asked about Edwards' lack of foreign…
— Dennis Miller
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A Ted Kennedy, John Kerry, John Edwards, Howard Dean, George Soros, or Al Gore looks - no, acts - like he either…
— Victor Davis Hanson
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Tiger Woods and John Edwards had a better year than the Stimulus bill.
— Mitch McConnell
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If that's your definition of the Clinton faction, then I think that that seems to be in ascendancy. That might include a…
— John Podesta
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But it was very hard for people to separate me out from Hillary Clinton. All their ads were Hillary Clinton, John Kerry,…
— Brad Carson
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Somebody is going to have to do fancy footwork to make sure Elizabeth and John Edwards get their prime-time shot .
— Jeff Greenfield
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