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NEWTONIAN, Pertaining to a philosophy of the universe invented by Newton, who discovered that an apple will fall to the ground, but was unable to… — Ambrose Bierce
Introduction - a social ceremony invented by the devil for the gratification of his servants and the plaguing of his enemies. — Ambrose Bierce
In the legends that males have invented to explain life, the first human creature is a man named Adam. Eve arrives later, to give him… — Oriana Fallaci
Motors make noise and that tells you about the feelings and attitudes that went into it. Something was more important than sensory pleasure - nobody… — Philip Slater
For once you are going to hear a dream, a dream that I have made sound... I dreamed all this; never could my poor head… — Richard Wagner
The most outrageous lies that can be invented will find believers if a person only tells them with all his might. — Mark Twain
The brain is the first broadcasting station ever invented. — Napoleon Hill
The only thing you fear is the unreality that you yourself have invented. — Byron Katie
No one has invented a condom for the pen yet — Khushwant Singh
Time does not exist - we invented it — Albert Einstein
If Nature had been comfortable, mankind would never have invented architecture... — Oscar Wilde
The book is second only to the wheel as the best piece of technology human beings have ever invented. A book symbolises the whole intellectual… — Philip Pullman
I just know that I don't want cheating. I refuse. I deepened myself but I don't believe in myself because my thought is invented. — Clarice Lispector
I consider the doctrines of Jesus as delivered by himself to contain the outlines of the sublimest system of morality that has ever been taught… — Thomas Jefferson
Shine without guilt. Modesty was invented by the mediocres who think you should be the same as them. — Paulo Coelho
That's all religion is -- some principle you believe in . . . man has accomplished far more miracles than the God he invented. What… — Rod Steiger
Omaha is a game that was invented by a sadist and is played by masochists. — Shane Smith
The true success is the person who invented himself. — Al Goldstein
The idiot who invented instant grits also thought of frozen fried chicken, and they ought to lock him up before he tries to freeze-dry collards. — Lewis Grizzard
Every civilization carries the seeds of its own destruction, and the same cycle shows in them all. The Republic is born, flourishes, decays into plutocracy,… — Mark Twain
The numeric system was invented to help man to put order in the chaos of the world. — John Maynard Keynes
I invented rock & roll. Jimi Hendrix was my guitar player. James Brown was my vocalist. — Little Richard
The Oscar is the most valuable, but least expensive, item of world-wide public relations ever invented by any industry. — Frank Capra
A paradox: the same century invented history and photography. But history is a memory fabricated according to positive formulas, a pure intellectual discourse which abolishes… — Roland Barthes
Because God created the Natural - invented it out of His love and artistry - it demands our reverence. — C.S. Lewis

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