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1097 Invented quotes by 824 unique authors

Look, this is a man, he's got great numbers. He talks about numbers. I'm beginning to think not only did he invent the Internet, but… — George W. Bush
With all due respect for the wondrous ways people have invented to amuse themselves and one another on paved surfaces, I find that this exodus… — Barbara Kingsolver
Everybody hates dependence, and that's why couples are continuously fighting, not knowing why they are fighting. They have to meditate over it, they have to… — Rajneesh
... the modern state masks itself in moral ideologies which obscure its actual conduct. One of the most compelling and insidious of these ideologies is… — Unknown Author
KISS, n. A word invented by the poets as a rhyme for "bliss." It is supposed to signify, in a general way, some kind of… — Ambrose Bierce
The Christian religion is not about the soul; it is about man, body and all, and about the world of things with which he was… — Robert Farrar Capon
Did Alexander Graham Bell do any market research before he invented the telephone? — Walter Isaacson
Filmmakers began to experiment with special effects almost as soon as motion pictures were invented. The history of special effects is the history of motion… — Unknown Author
Of all the damnable waste of human life that ever was invented, clerking is the worst. — George Bernard Shaw
Very often, I confess, the teller of dreams bores me. His dream could perhaps interest me if it were frankly worked on. But to hear… — Gaston Bachelard
I am the laziest man in the world. I invented all those things to save myself from toil. — Benjamin Franklin
I think we've had an invented Palestinian people who are in fact Arabs, and who were historically part of the Arab community. — Newt Gingrich
I could have become a soldier if I had waited; I knew more about retreating than the man who invented retreating. — Mark Twain
Surely it was time someone invented a new plot, or that the author came out from the bushes. — Virginia Woolf
Time was invented by the Almighty God in order to give ideas a chance. — Nicholas Murray Butler
So much of the news was invented for propaganda. — Elsa Morante
Jazz is the favorite music [of America]. It is a type of music invented by [American] Blacks to please their primitive tendencies and desire for… — Sayyid Qutb
Ach, Rangers are alright, but they still haven’t invented blue grass. — Jock Stein
You look at the steamboat, the railroad, the car, the airplane - not all of these were invented in the Anglo-American world, but they were… — Walter Russell
One day you and I will have to have a little talk about this business called love. I still don't understand what it's all about.… — Oriana Fallaci
Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore. — Ogden Nash
The thing I would most like to see invented is a way of teaching children and grown-ups the difference between right and wrong. — Robert Maxwell
Anyone wishing to communicate with Americans should do so by e-mail, which has been specially invented for the purpose, involving neither physical proximity nor speech. — Auberon Waugh
The Dodo never had a chance. He seems to have been invented for the sole purpose of becoming extinct and that was all he was… — Will Cuppy
I bet what happend was, they discovered fire and invented the wheel on the same day. Then, that night, they burned the wheel. — Jack Handey

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