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1097 Invented quotes by 824 unique authors

There are things that I invented - the creaky geriatric robot that is always grumpy, for example, or the little wheelie guy, he's not in… — Michael Bay
In 1905 Albert discovered Relativity, in 1906 he invented Rock and Roll. — Yahoo Serious
The man who invented the red carpet needed his head examined. — Prince Philip
I have invented the Thermometer style. — Josef Albers
What a lucky thing the wheel was invented before the automobile; otherwise can you imagine the awful screeching? — Samuel Hoffenstein
Charlie Studd has written me a delightful letter... He thinks the Chinese language was invented by the devil to prevent the Chinese from ever hearing… — Ion Keith-Falconer
Power is the engine of the world,and sex and money its oil and lubricants.God is at best the invocation before you start the engine-meaningless if… — Tarun J. Tejpal
What’s wrong with just talking? Isn’t that why bars were invented? So you could talk to somebody over a drink—as opposed to sitting at home… — Kate Klise
Matter of fact, the style that people use today, I invented in a way. — John Milius
The Universe and Spirit do not understand limitations...PEOPLE invented limitations! — Jennifer O'Neill
I would prefer to have invented a machine that people could use and that would help farmers with their work - for example a lawnmower. — Mikhail Kalashnikov
My work is my life, and my life is my work. I invented this assault rifle to defend my country. Today, I am proud that… — Mikhail Kalashnikov
In American terms, the accomplishment of Genghis Khan might be understood if the United States, instead of being created by a group of educated merchants… — Jack Weatherford
The Peruvian flute music is . . . cool. In this music, they have not yet invented the industrial revolution that leads to excessive punctuality… — Kate Braverman
And there is something profoundly humbling about knowing God. I’m not talking about the trinket God or the genie-in-a-lamp God. I mean the God who… — Donald Miller
Our eyes see very little and very badly – so people dreamed up the microscope to let them see invisible phenomena; they invented the telescope...now… — Dziga Vertov
The future cannot be predicted, but futures can be invented. It was man's ability to invent which has made human society what it is. — Dennis Gabor
The future cannot be predicted, but futures can be invented. — Dennis Gabor
They say that guys who like chick flicks tend to do a little better with the ladies. Well, I INVENTED the chick flick, so you… — Zach Braff
It is fear that makes you believe that you are living and that you will be dead.What we do not want is the fear to… — U.G. Krishnamurti
In this time of recession, it is the time for invention. Did you know both the telephone and the automobile were invented during recessions? So… — Eugene Mirman
Whoever invented spray cheese had to have been a Harvard guy. — Seth MacFarlane
There is no place in contemporary Karate-do for different schools. Some instructors, I know, claim to have invented new and unusual kata, and so they… — Gichin Funakoshi
Ornaments were invented by modesty. — Joseph Joubert
From the apparent usefulness of the social virtues, it has readily been inferred by sceptics, both ancient and modern, that all moral distinctions arise from… — David Hume

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