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I felt tears sting into my eyes, and took a deep swallow of the first champagne I had ever tasted, remembering that I had read… — Anne Rivers Siddons
Satanists are encouraged to indulge in the seven deadly sins, as they need hurt no one; they were only invented by the Christian Church to… — Anton Szandor LaVey
Mind is a tool invented by the universe to see itself; but it can never see all of itself, for much the same reason that… — Robert Anton Wilson
I love women, I love alcohol, and I love combining the two. If God invented anything better than drunk sex with a hot girl, he… — Tucker Max
Those from whom nature has withheld taste invented trousers. — Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin
Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of a bagpipe. — Lee Trevino
Learning to be flexible in values takes a very long time...Of course I felt a little uncomfortable during questioning the concept of God, but then… — Jacque Fresco
The Adderall Diaries is phenomenal. With jittery finesse and a reformed tweaker's eye for detail, Stephen Elliott captures the terrifying, hilarious, heart-strangling reality of a… — Jerry Stahl
I don't think anybody has been in a better place at a better time than I was when I was editor of Vogue. Vogue always… — Diana Vreeland
The images of peace are ephemeral. The language of peace is subtle. The reasons for peace, the definitions of peace, the very idea of peace… — Maxine Hong Kingston
Scrabble was invented by Nazis to piss off kids with dyslexia. — Eddie Izzard
Nothing is invented, for it's written in nature first. — Antonio Gaudi
It's perfectly clear to me that religion is a myth. It's something we have invented to explain the inexplicable. My religion and the spiritual side… — Hugh Hefner
God bless whoever invented football. It was the English, I think. And what a fantastic idea it was — Paolo Rossi
Every game ever invented by mankind, is a way of making things hard for the fun of it! — John Ciardi
If I created a new depravity I would be a priestess, while my imitators would founder, after my reign, in abominable filth...Don't you think that… — Rachilde
Silence is the best substitute for brains ever invented. — Henry F. Ashurst
When I finally gathered, invented, stole, simplified, borrowed, and found a publisher for a clutch of reasonably foolproof recipes, I learned I had friends I… — Peg Bracken
I obviously invented Solipsism — Dean Cavanagh
When God invented man, he wanted him to look like me, — Brian Oldfield
What makes cookbooks interesting is to find out about the people and the culture that invented the food. — Vincent Schiavelli
Being is a fiction invented by those who suffer from becoming. — Coleman Dowell
No book has yet been written in praise of a woman who let her husband and children starve or suffer while she invented even the… — Anna Garlin Spencer
There is a very good saying that if triangles invented a god, they would make him three-sided. — Baron de Montesquieu
I don't really believe in the Devil, but if the Devil is the Father of Lies, then he certainly invented the Internet. — Ken MacLeod

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