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You, me, & your papa are 3 of the tiny percentage of souls on this miserable earth who've figured out that playing ball is the… — David James Duncan
Man must be invented each day — Jean-Paul Sartre
We've had an invented Palestinian people, who are in fact Arabs, and were historically part of the Arab community. And they had a chance to… — Newt Gingrich
Rules are invented for lazy people who don't want to think for themselves. — Mary Quant
You invented the words, and you gave me a dictionary and you said, 'These are what the words mean.' Well, this is what they mean… — Charles Manson
I would like to write you so simply, so simply, so simply. Without having anything ever catch the eye, excepting yours alone, ... so that… — Jacques Derrida
If men were the automatons that behaviorists claim they are, the behaviorist psychologists could not have invented the amazing nonsense called 'behaviorist psychology.' — Robert A. Heinlein
Holidays were invented so single women could overeat without feeling guilty. — Elizabeth Jane Howard
If people had understood how patents would be granted when most of today's ideas were invented, and had taken out patents, the industry would be… — Bill Gates
Buy boots you can walk in. Walk in them. Even if you lessen the income of the General Omnibus Company, or your family doctor; you… — Vincent McNabb
It has been said that England invented the phrase, 'Her Majesty's Opposition'; that it was the first government which made a criticism of administration as… — Walter Bagehot
Fishing is a sport invented by insects and you are the bait. — P.J. O'Rourke
Mankind invented a system to cope with the fact that we are so intrinsically lousy at manipulating numbers. It's called the graph. — Charlie Munger
Heaven. The biggest waste of our time we ever invented, outside jigsaws. — Caitlin Moran
After all, Jews invented psychiatry to help other Jews become Gentiles. — Morton Feldman
When the world around you is falling to pieces. Invite yourself into a new world that you have invented and can't be touched. — Jan Hellriegel
The high wage begins down in the shop. If it is not created there it cannot get into pay envelopes. There will never be a… — Henry Ford
Just as blood is a fact of your physical body and nothing you invented, creativity is a fact of your spiritual body and nothing you… — Julia Cameron
The devil is only a convenient myth invented by the real malefactors of our world. — Robert Anton Wilson
Here’s a current example of the challenge we face: At the height of its power, the photography company Kodak employed more than 140,000 people and… — Jaron Lanier
Anyway, I'm sort of glad they've got the atomic bomb invented. If there's ever another war, I'm going to sit right the hell on top… — J D Salinger
The bicycle had, and still has, a humane, almost classical moderation in the kind of pleasure it offers. It is the kind of machine that… — J. B. Jackson
[A woman waiting for him in the Kremlin asked Gobachev] "Was communism invented by a politician or a scientist?" [He replied] "Well, a politician." She… — Ronald Reagan
John Lennon imagined a world filled with peace and love. Martin Luther King dreamt of a world free from racial discrimination and oppression. The guy… — Jon Lajoie
Possibly the tragedy of the bicycle is that it was invented too close in time to the car. In the historical scheme, pedal power hardly… — Richard Ballantine

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