Invented Quotes

1097 Invented quotes by 824 unique authors

Language was invented because of the deep human need to complain. — Lily Tomlin
The Greeks invented logic but were not fooled by it. — Eric Hoffer
The Elf and the Dormouse UNDER a toadstool crept a wee Elf, Out of the rain to shelter himself. Under the toadstool, sound asleep, Sat… — Oliver Herford
Airplanes were invented for missionaries to complete the Great Commission. — Loren Cunningham
I won't say he [Shakespeare] 'invented' us, because journalists perpetually misunderstand me on that. I'll put it more simply: he contains us. Our ways of… — Harold Bloom
There may be no greater tribute to Steve Jobs' success than the fact that much of the world learned of his passing on a device… — Barack Obama
God made us: invented us as a man invents an engine. A car is made to run on petrol, and it would not run properly… — C.S. Lewis
I'd like to meet the person who invented sex and see what they're working on now. — Groucho Marx
If Edison was worried about his candle customers, he would have never invented the light bulb. — Nathan Fielder
Nazi Literature in the Americas, a wicked invented encyclopedia of imaginary fascist writers and literary tastemakers, is Bolaño playing with sharp, twisting knives. As if… — Stacey D'Erasmo
And I believe the nation that invented the automobile cannot walk away from it. — Barack Obama
Many of the technologies we've invented are necessary to keep 6.5 billion people alive. We can't go back from that, so we need to decarbonize… — Kim Stanley
There is a new bill in the Senate that is upsetting a lot of people. This bill would give the President the power to shut… — Craig Ferguson
I think the Internet is the most dangerous thing invented since the atomic bomb, — John Mellencamp
I see a strategy for fracturing humanity well in play: just keep people separated and let them reinforce invented boundaries in their imaginations. Because when… — Jen Hatmaker
If I became lost in the multiverse, exploring infinite parallel dimensions, my only criterion for settling down somewhere would be whether or not I could… — Tim Pratt
But it was this tough little character part that I was playing, a very funny little guy that I invented over a weekend, because I… — Dabney Coleman
A big, sweeping, and rapturous Hollywood love story that could turn out to be the most revolutionary movie of the year! A film in which… — Owen Gleiberman
I can explain all the poems that were ever invented - and a good many that haven't been invented just yet. — Lewis Carroll
I invented the Web just because I needed it, really, because it was so frustrating that it didn't exit. — Tim Berners-Lee
The Web took off in all its glory because it was a royalty-free infrastructure . . . When I invented the Web, I didn't have… — Tim Berners-Lee
This truth may be unfashionable, unpalatable, no doubt unpopular, but, if it is the truth, the story of mankind shows that war was universal and… — Winston Churchill
There's no denying that television is one of the most powerful propaganda media we've ever invented. — Jim Fowler
Whoever invented double clicking should be shot in the head! Twice! — Craig Reucassel
Various philosophers and religious leaders tried to convince their disciples and followers that animals are nothing more than machines without a soul, without feelings. However,… — Isaac Bashevis Singer

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