"There is a new bill in the Senate……" — Craig Ferguson
"There is a new bill in the Senate that is upsetting a lot of people. This bill would give the President the power to shut off the Internet. Al Gore is strongly opposed to it. Not because he invented the Internet. Because he did. But because he just signed up for Match.com."
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Craig Ferguson
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182 Quotes by Craig Ferguson
Craig Ferguson has 182 quotes on this site.
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You should never protest outside a rich guy's home during the day because he's not there. He's at work grinding…
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For me, comedy should have a certain amount of joy in it. It should be about attacking the powerful -…
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I haven't had a drink in thirteen years, but occasionally I'm tempted to have one beer. The problem is that…
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Fat is where comedy is stored,
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I think that clearly it has an influence, to be coming of age during the punk rock era, to come…
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My mother was tickled and I think kind of proud when my father got hit on my an attractive middle-aged…
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Twas the night before Thanksgiving.
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They were singing, Gillette, the best a man can get, with a lot of guys hugging their fathers and sailing…
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These days, teachers have it rough. Kids can be hyperactive, disobedient, and obnoxious. It must feel like being locked in…
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The Universe is very, very big.
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You know, your whole life you're concerned about money for this and that. And then you don't have to worry…
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A new survey says one in three adults will be dressing up for Halloween. As for me, I'm not going…
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I've always said I don't believe in God, I believe in Al Pacino.
— Javier Bardem
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I am always saying, 'I don't believe in God; I believe in Al Pacino.' And that's true. If I ever…
— Javier Bardem
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Now, if you're Al Gore, you can afford $10 a pop for squiggly-pig-tailed fluorescent light bulbs. But if you're mainstream…
— Joe Barton
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Being with Al Gore on the red carpet in Cannes was exciting - he's like a rock star unto himself!
— Lawrence Bender
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Islam believes in many prophets, and Al Quran is nothing but a confirmation of the old Scriptures.
— Annie Besant
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Al Qaeda is almost all in Pakistan, and Pakistan has nuclear weapons. And yet for every dollar we're spending in…
— Joe Biden
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In my lifetime, we've gone from Eisenhower to George W. Bush. We've gone from John F. Kennedy to Al Gore.…
— Lewis Black
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They have called Operation Iraqi Freedom a war of choice that isn't part of the real war on terror. Someone…
— John Boehner
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Al Gore clearly has the vision... it's a much better vision than that of George W. Bush.
— Bill Bradley
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Al-Qa'ida is the antithesis of the peace, tolerance and humanity that is at the heart of Islam.
— John O. Brennan
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Al-Qa'ida does not follow a traditional command structure, wear uniforms, carry its arms openly, or mass its troops at the…
— John O. Brennan
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As a matter of international law, the United States is in an armed conflict with al-Qa'ida, the Taliban, and associated…
— John O. Brennan
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