"Omaha is a game that was invented by……" — Shane Smith
"Omaha is a game that was invented by a sadist and is played by masochists."
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31 Quotes by Shane Smith
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My life, like most people's, has been negatively affected by cancer, and the thought of my young children living in…
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The greatest propaganda coup of the American Right has been to convince its citizens that we are in the grip…
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I came to America from Canada because Canada is stultifyingly boring and incredibly hypocritical.
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All I know is that when I go somewhere, I'm not an autobot. I am a human being. I am…
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I want to be like Tom Freston. Tom just flies around everywhere, gets to make movies, gets to start TV…
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The human race is facing all kinds of problems, and all we are doing is pointing fingers and saying, 'Your…
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American media has just become talk radio, incredibly partisan name-calling and op-eds.
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People think because 'Vice' is irreverent and because we're crazy, we're stunt journalists. You know what? I don't actually care.
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When you're 18, 19, you want to live fast and leave a beautiful corpse behind.
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I thought I was a pretty good writer, but I didn't have anything to write about. I wanted to go…
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