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- It's August, which means Congress is on recess and Mitch McConnell has shimmied back into the ocean to seek a mate.
- If anybody needs anything else at their tables, just speak slowly and clearly into your table numbers. Someone from the NSA will be right over…
- Christianity is the best way to cure gayness—just get on your knees, take a swig of wine, and accept the body of a man into…
- New study reveals men like to cuddle. Another study reveals men will say anything to get into bed with a woman.
- Never throw caution to the wind. It could whip back into your eyes and blind you.
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