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Groucho Marx has 304 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Home is where you hang your head.
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No, Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend.
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How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them.
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Many years ago I chased a woman for almost two years, only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: we…
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Since my daughter is only half-Jewish, could she go in the water up to her knees?
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Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put "Emily, I love you" on the back of the bill.
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Let there be dancing in the streets, drinking in the saloons, and necking in the parlor.
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As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife.
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Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies? There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy them ready…
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I know, I know - you're a woman who's had a lot of tough breaks. Well, we can clean and tighten those…
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I've been around so long, I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin.
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[Mrs. Teasdale]: He's had a change of heart. [Groucho]: A lot of good that'll do him. He's still got the same face.
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Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water!
— Groucho Marx
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Asked about the fact that Apple's iTunes software for Windows computers was extremely popular, Jobs joked, 'It's like giving a glass of…
— Walter Isaacson
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There's people in hell who want ice water.
— Nelson Algren
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Although anything can happen when under the influence of ice water.
— Kat Dennings
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Canadians are fond of a good disaster, especially if it has ice, water, or snow in it. You thought the national flag…
— Margaret Atwood
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I woke to a bucket of ice water in my face. “Sadie! Get up,” Zia said. “God!” I yelled. “Was that necessary?”…
— Rick Riordan
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Imagine if you were the positive pole of a magnet, and you were told that under no circumstances were you allowed to…
— Jodi Picoult
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how cruel, your veins are full of ice-water and mine are boiling
— Emily Bronte
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Teachers r Hot Water, Parents r Mineral Water, Enemies r Salt Water, Lover is Ice Water But,Friends r soda BOTTLE...
— Babloo
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