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Bill Engvall has 26 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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My wife and I had an argument last week that was so stupid, that it bears repeating. My wife collects twist ties...welcome…
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There's a group in California that wants to make suicide a capital offense punishable by death. That's like punishing someone for being…
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I called my wife up on the cell phone and said baby you aint gonna believe this, i go, we just hit…
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I go "I just want a cup of black coffee." She goes "Do you want to try a biscotti? They're from Italy…
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He knows all the golf lingo. You know? You hit your ball, he's like "there's a golf shot. That's a golf shot."…
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I've come up with the three things you never want to hear at your kid's parent/teacher conference. Number one: 'You're only responsible…
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Ketchup is great on hamburgers, but if some gets on your shirt, that does not make your shirt also a hamburger.
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I might have tried bungee jumping, until I saw that video of that guy whose cord came untied. He didn't know it…
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So finally, on about the fifteenth tee, I hit the drive of my life. And any of you people who play golf,…
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Hat's why they're man's best friend. 'Cause guys want buddies that are dumber than they are. So do women, but they've already…
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This guy from L.A. sits down next to me, and he says 'you like baseball?' I said, 'Oh, man, I love baseball.'…
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I hit two trees and fell down a ditch. And that was just walking from the lodge.
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I did not know then how much was ended. When I look back now from this high hill of my old age,…
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I saw them with my bodily eyes as clearly as I see you. And when they departed, I used to weep and…
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All I've got on my iPod is every single Queen song and every single Judas Priest song. Queen were an incredible heavy…
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I love bowl games. I really do. I like it more than the kids do. I grew up a poor kid in…
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He may not see the King's antique apparel on kids in the Hall, but he does feel a tinge of nostalgia. The…
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I saw them; there is nothing beautiful about them, just that they are a little higher than the others. Referring to one…
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I saw them kissing in the shade and knew the sum of all my lore: God gave them Youth, God gave them…
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One night I saw them kissing at a party, so I kissed some other guy. Johnny jumped up and hit him, cause…
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It was so simple to paint things as I saw them; to put without special calculation a red close to a blue.
— Paul Gauguin
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When I heard that there were artists, I wished I could some time be one. If I could only make a rose…
— Lucy Larcom
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I've stood up to producers before, and even a director. I saw them being abusive. A lot of people on the set…
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