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I Said Quotes by Nikhil Saluja
- At the sperm bank there was a woman in the 'deposit' queue. I said she was in the wrong queue but she couldn't answer as…
- I said I'd be there in 5 minutes. Quit calling me every half hour.
- My girl came down from taking a bath, gave me a wink and said, I shaved and you know what that means? I said, The…
- Armament: Hand I said, but ARMAMENT.
- When I said You look terrific. I really meant Oh, God, please don't try on one more outfit. I'm starving.
- If I said It would take too long to explain. I really meant I have no idea how it works.
- When I said What did I do this time? I really meant What did you catch me doing?
- My girlfriend said, I hate it when you finish my sentences. So I said, Period.
- My mom says to me, Honey, I don't want you to think I have diabetes because I'm fat. I have diabetes because it runs in…
- My wife said Honey , go get a dozen condoms, I'm horny .... I said Great Darlin, I'll be right back ..... when I got…
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