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• I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children, they just about throw up. — Barbara Bush
• My wife - I married my onscreen girlfriend from 'Growing Pains', Mike Seaver's girlfriend, and we've been married for 17 years -… — Kirk Cameron
• I seemed to belong to three countries: I had an apartment in Paris, a house in Hollywood, and when I married British… — Leslie Caron
• I married a woman who is much better than me, I'm very fortunate to be with her and I know I'll be… — Jim Caviezel
• I never thought that the long haired, bearded guy I married in law school would end up being President. — Hillary Clinton
• I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment when you came along. — Groucho Marx
• No one can say I married my husband for his money. I married him because he's a beautiful art object. — Mary Fairfax
• I've been married three times - and each time I married the right person. — Margaret Mead
• I married beneath me. All women do. — Nancy Astor
• I married two weeks after my 18th birthday, far too young, and by the time I was 23 I was a single… — Sue Townsend
• I married an excellent parent, but I'm not sure that I've made a great parent. — Danny Bonaduce
• But I married a guy who treated me very badly, but I was happy. I was miserable, so I was happy — Lynn Johnston

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