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I Automatically Quotes by Nikhil Saluja
- When I hear a guy say bros before hoes I automatically assume he's referring to gay sex.
- When a girl puts her Myspace link on her Twitter profile, I automatically assume she's a cock sucking whore.
- Every time I see someone acting like a fucking idiot, I automatically assume they're Justin Beiber fan.
- If I see a guy wearing skinny jeans, I automatically judge it was a gift from his boyfriend.
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