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Humorous Quotes by Robin Williams
- Freud: If it's not one thing, it's your mother
- Look at airport security now. What started out as definite racial profiling is now where the computer picks a name. That's why you get a…
- Now you can't even carry a nail clipper on a plane. Are they afraid you're going to go..."All right! Give me the plane or the…
- Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
- I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.
- If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
- If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?
More Humorous Quotes
- Wit is educated insolence. — Aristotle
- The gods too are fond of a joke. — Aristotle
- It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims. — Aristotle
- People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do. — Isaac Asimov
- I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them. — Isaac Asimov
- Meanwhile, fears of universal disaster sank to an all time low over the world. — Isaac Asimov
- O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet. — Saint Augustine
- Give me chastity and continence, but not yet. — Saint Augustine
- If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner. — Tallulah Bankhead
- No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman. — Honore de Balzac
- It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that it is more difficult to be witty… — Honore de Balzac
- Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. — Douglas Adams