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Humor Quotes by Roseanne Barr
- Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself.
- And, you know, I liked writing humor. Well, I should say, I wanted to write seriously, but it kept turning funny.
- My family were hitters. If you made them laugh, they didn't hit you. My dad wouldn't hit me if I got him with humor right…
- I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.
- Men read maps better than women because only men can understand the concept of an inch equaling a hundred miles.
More Humor Quotes
- We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit. — Aristotle
- Those that know, do. Those that understand, teach. — Aristotle
- Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. — Aristotle
- Wit is educated insolence. — Aristotle
- In all things of nature there is something of the marvelous. — Aristotle
- The secret to humor is surprise. — Aristotle
- The gods too are fond of a joke. — Aristotle
- One of my favorite things about 'Star Trek' wasn't just the overt banter but the humor in that show about the relationships… — J. J. Abrams
- People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do. — Isaac Asimov
- The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...' — Isaac Asimov
- Start by doing what's necessary; then do what's possible; and suddenly you are doing the impossible. — Francis of Assisi
- The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid. — Jane Austen