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Women Quotes by Roseanne Barr
- The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it.
- Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself.
- My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact.
- Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we'll take up, and…
- TV family sitcoms have always been about fathers who know best and mothers who are so enchanted with everything they do. I wanted to be…
- Women of this planet need some essential resources: wells, seeds and roads. That is primarily all we have ever needed. Added to that, women need…
- A good man doesn't just happen. They have to be created by us women. A guy is a lump like a doughnut.
- Men read maps better than women because only men can understand the concept of an inch equaling a hundred miles.
- Women are cursed, and men are the proof.
- Eat as much as you'd like. My philosophy has always been that all women desire to be as fat as myself but just have a…
- My daughter made me a Jerry Springer-watching kit, with crackers, Cheez Whiz, polyester stretch pants and a T-shirt with two fat women fighting over a…
- The thing women have got to learn is that nobody gives you power. You just take it.
- I thank God for creating gay men. Because if it wasn't for them, us fat women would have no one to dance with.
More Women Quotes
- Under conditions of tyranny it is far easier to act than to think. — Hannah Arendt
- War has become a luxury that only small nations can afford. — Hannah Arendt
- I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin
- When I was growing up, the men in my life were abusive; women were the ones I ran to for comfort. — Kevyn Aucoin
- I like being a strong, independent woman, and to be honest, I was never afraid to be on my own. — Dido Armstrong
- So many women just don't know how great they really are. They come to us all vogue outside and vague on the… — Mary Kay Ash
- The test for whether or not you can hold a job should not be the arrangement of your chromosomes. — Bella Abzug
- You know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations. Like when they're both on fire - they're exactly alike. — Dave Attell
- When the British came to Ibo land, for instance, at the beginning of the 20th century, and defeated the men in pitched… — Chinua Achebe
- All fat women look the same; they all look 42. — Margaret Atwood
- We still think of a powerful man as a born leader and a powerful woman as an anomaly. — Margaret Atwood
- You could tell 'The Handmaid's Tale' from a male point of view. People have mistakenly felt that the women are oppressed, but… — Margaret Atwood