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Humor Quotes by Oscar Wilde
- There is no such thing as romance in our day, women have become too brilliant; nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of…
- Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
- I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
- There is only one thing in life worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.
- I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train.
- The basis of optimism is sheer terror.
- Humanity takes itself too seriously. It is the world's original sin. If the cave-man had known how to laugh, History would have been different.
- I like men who have a future and women who have a past.
- Everything in moderation, including moderation.
- It is a curious fact that people are never so trivial as when they take themselves seriously
- Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping.
- Either this wallpaper goes, or I do.
- Nothing spoils romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman
- The tragedy of growing old is not that one is old but that one is young.
- Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman - or the want of it in the man.
- Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman.
- I have nothing to declare except my genius.
- Seriousness is the last refuge of the shallow.
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- The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...' — Isaac Asimov
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- The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid. — Jane Austen