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Humor Quotes by Glen Rambharack
- I have been meaning to tell you! I been watching you, I notice every time I see you how beautiful you are, your smile, your…
- God must have a sense of humor. I mean why a man weakness must be a woman ass? When God was programming the fellas mind…
- You don't need to curse and shout at them, instead insult them with your intelligence and sense of humor!
- God must have a sense of humor? Why a man weakness must be a woman ass? when he was programming the boys mind he trow…
- When a Boy could get to a girl sense of humor, she has no defense but to fall for him !!
- I ask my wife last night why she love me? she said because I am funny, has a good sense of humor, make her laugh…
- I only knew her for 2 months, the girl is 4 months pregnant, and she is saying she carrying my child, I am her baby…
- If you are riding on a donkey, and someone throws a stone at you and knocks you off the donkey, would that mean you are…
- Wondering if the phrase You'll find love when you're not looking for it applies to money and all? Because let me be clear I am…
- NOW HIRING: Someone to cook, clean, pay bills, and give me unlimited spending money. Must be willing to work for free. Send email with bank…
- A friend of mines call me and tell me he loose my phone number, if I can give it back to him?
- I feel if I had super powers I will be a Villain. The police would always be looking for me, for some sexual harassment charges.…
- How long again before some genius invent a phone that you can stick your tongue out and kiss or lick the other person you call?…
- You know you are having a Mental break down when: You catch yourself Arguing with the Voice from your GPS Navigation Systems !!
More Humor Quotes
- We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit. — Aristotle
- Those that know, do. Those that understand, teach. — Aristotle
- Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. — Aristotle
- Wit is educated insolence. — Aristotle
- In all things of nature there is something of the marvelous. — Aristotle
- The secret to humor is surprise. — Aristotle
- The gods too are fond of a joke. — Aristotle
- One of my favorite things about 'Star Trek' wasn't just the overt banter but the humor in that show about the relationships… — J. J. Abrams
- People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do. — Isaac Asimov
- The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...' — Isaac Asimov
- Start by doing what's necessary; then do what's possible; and suddenly you are doing the impossible. — Francis of Assisi
- The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid. — Jane Austen