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Sam Kinison has 40 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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If I get married again, I want a guy there with a drum to do rimshots during the vows.
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I have lived a carnal life. My view of life is 'If you're going to miss Heaven, why miss it by two…
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It occurred to me that there wouldn't be world hunger, if you people would MOVE WHERE THE FOOD IS!!!
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What happened? Satan was busy?
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There's no happy ending to cocaine. You either die, you go to jail, or else you run out.
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I called a detox center - just to see how much it would cost: $13,000 for three weeks! My friends, if you…
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Stand-up comedy is an art form and it dies unless you expand it.
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AIDS is a horrible disease, and the people who catch it deserve compassion.
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If I've learned one thing, it's 'don't tell the truth.' Lies keep you together.
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When has stand-up comedy been kind to anyone? It goes after anyone who's the target. Comedy attacks, man.
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With any other celebrity, people come up and say, 'Hey, I really like your work.' But with my fans, when they see…
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Rock Against Drugs, what a name. Somebody was high when they came up with that title. It's like Christians Against Christ. Rock…
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If the tea party is so racist, how come when they have straw polls the black guy keeps winning?
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What am I responsible for? Who am I responsible to? Everybody? How come when Archie Bunker nailed everybody, it was funny -…
— Sam Kinison
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How come when it's us, it's an abortion, and when it's a chicken, it's an omelet? Are we so much better than…
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How come when you mix water and flour together you get glue...and then you add eggs and sugar and you get cake?…
— Rita Rudner
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How come when it’s us, it’s an abortion, and when it’s a chicken, it’s an omelette?
— George Carlin
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People say that seconds before you die you will see your life's greatest accomplishment. How come when I closed my eyes, all…
— Superman
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Where did the other half of my heart go? Why am I in bed alone? How come when I drive by, it…
— Drake
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How come when you are the one person I don't want to think about, you are always the one person I dream…
— Aly Johnson
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How come when a girl has sex with everyone she's a slut but when a guy has sex with everyone he's my…
— Lenny
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