How Come When Quotes

10 quotes by 9 authors

• If the tea party is so racist, how come when they have straw polls the black guy keeps winning? — Herman Cain
• How come when I was a kid, I couldn't be picked on bullies like that? — CM Punk
• What am I responsible for? Who am I responsible to? Everybody? How come when Archie Bunker nailed everybody, it was funny - but when I… — Sam Kinison
• How come when it's us, it's an abortion, and when it's a chicken, it's an omelet? Are we so much better than chickens all of… — George Carlin
• How come when you mix water and flour together you get glue...and then you add eggs and sugar and you get cake? Where does the… — Rita Rudner
• How come when it’s us, it’s an abortion, and when it’s a chicken, it’s an omelette? — George Carlin
• People say that seconds before you die you will see your life's greatest accomplishment. How come when I closed my eyes, all I saw was… — Superman
• Where did the other half of my heart go? Why am I in bed alone? How come when I drive by, it looks like you… — Drake
• How come when you are the one person I don't want to think about, you are always the one person I dream about? — Aly Johnson
• How come when a girl has sex with everyone she's a slut but when a guy has sex with everyone he's my boyfriend — Lenny

Who Wrote These How Come When Quotes

9 authors contributed a total of 10 How Come When Quotes as follows:

• 2 How Come When Quotes by George Carlin
• 1 How Come When Quote by Herman Cain
• 1 How Come When Quote by CM Punk
• 1 How Come When Quote by Sam Kinison
• 1 How Come When Quote by Rita Rudner
• 1 How Come When Quote by Superman
• 1 How Come When Quote by Drake
• 1 How Come When Quote by Aly Johnson
• 1 How Come When Quote by Lenny